The Drifter

yea i bet you heard about this or saw it around in the blogosphere recently that Nuffnang is having party again, this time with Tiger beer – Standout with Tiger and Nuffnang. well why am i here to blog about this? you know usually i don't write and send in my post to Nuffnang as i think i will fail to attract attention (and win those tickets/passes) from Nuffies especially there are so many outstanding bloggers out there. *loser thinking sigh* however i decided to give myself a chance to join this competition because encouragement from carol sweetie and then i think nothing is impossible right? i believe after several try and more experiences, i might be one of them someday!

hmm so why am i a standout in life? you see i cannot fly i cannot stop the time neither i can regenerate when i cut myself, my body and face don't glitter under the sun, i am not famous and kind of coward too! sh*t i should stop the crap and get straight to the point. okay so here they are:

• my arms are kind of cacat. not disable but when i open my arms they go like this:(spot the right arm)
• i laugh like i'm dying from asthma, people wonder how can i breath when i laugh like this.

oh you can't hear me laugh? too bad maybe you speaker is muted. what? it's not a video? erm maybe i'll show you when we meet? OMG lame like shit meh meh meh

• i am a vegetarian but i like sushi. i am so happy whenever i can eat sushi even though the selection for me is awfully little. when i say little i mean it. tamago, egg mayo, corn mayo and inari. only four (actually got one more the potato salad but they removed it!!!) but i am okay with it, and i won't get bored eating them every time. weird huh?
• my 24/7 sleepy look.

(it's a pain to upload this photo as i'm fugly!!!)

every time my friends see me the first thing they say will be "eh want to sleep already ar? /wake up liao or not?" or "open your eyes bigger can or not?" i was like ==" i am not sleepy.

DingNing says:
should said..
no matter what situation what happening
also have a "good night sleep" look
upload some ridiculous photos as prove

okay dingning that photo is ridiculous.

• this one i like
  

Carol Koh ™ says:
hahaha, u're a standout because ... you like Twilight so much that everytime i see anything related to twilight i thought of you right away. I nearly thought robert pattinson is your husband.

hahaha my husband!!! yea robert pattinson is my husband! of course he is! hmm i think i'll contribute Jasper or Emmett to you for being so sweet okay? which one you like? Emmett? strong enough to protect you!

or you like something less-spicy? Jasper is good enough for you! ;p

• i am quite un-girlish. i stand like samseng with wide open legs or lean to one side like don't know what pose is that even when i am wearing skirt or dress. go ask my friends.

that's me wearing skirt acting so un-girlish trying to climb the fake bridge under public eyes - The Gardens

this is my room no picture of me in office you know working hour don't play play

• um i stand to do my work in office after lunch, maybe half an hour or more. and the same thing: wide open legs, to lower down my eyes level to the monitor. why? to do my work la of course! oh you mean why i'm standing ar? avoid become fat ass and big tummy office lady, obviously.
• i am good in create some new words or talk lame shit. this is how me and my bf in msn conversation:

or like this:

bf: eh zx said she want to ban my facebook because i put camwhore picture as profile picture.
me: hahah why lengzai ma.
me: btw you are not camwhore la camwhore is for girls one cuz whore is um you know
me: so i think yours is camdick, cuz guys ma
me: or camcock
bf: LOL WTF
bf: camcock good
me: lol geng le

8 points. standout enough? i think lame and stupid is more appropriate for this entry :x

um the end...

and now praying...